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BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish, so had to stay back in Call-Centre. GF - Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned calories and your heart rate was way more than normal at am? Boyfriend- Silent Girlfriend- Violent Girlfriend:- When will we marry? Boyfriend:- as soon as Ram temple will be constructed. Girlfriend:- Which temple? Boyfriend:- Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.

Chaahe jitana marji ham achchhe dikhe,achchhe kapade pahane, par ladkiyaan patengi unhi se jo Love has great power!

Bahut bheed ho gai tere Dil mein "jaalim", Achchha hua ham vakt par nikal gae Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir Shadi ka card dene. Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge? Boyfriend: kya chaahie? GF: Ring. Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat, balance bahut kam hai Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi pyaar ka wada,. Jaise 12 rupees ka Vim Bar,. Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada. Husband- agar pata hota ki surang itanee lambee hogee to phaayada utha leta.

Wife- he bhagavaan, to kya vah aap nahin the? Baaba:— Tujhe kya chaahie? Muslim hai to katrina dunga Sikh hai to Anushka dunga Aur krischiyan hai to Jeneliya.. Ladki- Mere Pet mein tumhaare prem ki nishaani hai! Ladka- Lekin mainne to ainsa kuchh bhi kiya nahin! Ladki- Are tumane mujhe Cadbury di thi na, vo abhi mainne khai hai! Ladka- teri to, zara theek thaak hasi-majaak kiya kar Boy: kiss me Jaanu Girl: nahi, tum gutaka khaaye ho Boy: tum bhi to khaati ho Girl: haan par main saada khaati hoon aur tum jarde waala.

Ladki: Jaanu , mera mobile balance khatm ho gaya hai jaldi se ka recharge karava do Girlfriend— janu me tumse naraj hu Boyfriend— kyun darling esa kya ho gaya? Girlfriend— kyunki tum bhut boring ho Ladki — tum muje manate bi nahi ho Ladka — tu kya New Year Party hai jo manau.

Bahut Bhid waali bus me 1 sunder-Susil ladki safar kar rhi thi Achanak driver ne break mara.. Ek Jaat ladke ka hath ladki se chu gaya Ladki— Jara haat khde ho jao.. Ladka — Madam saarii.. Jaat Boy — Madam itni bhari bus me isse accha ho hi nahi sakta.. Boy- Dil Diya hai Jaan bhi Denge Girl- achha chal rs ka mobile recharge kara de phir friend bana lungi Boy- 1 Notebandi Duja Cashbandi Boy- Bahan mene to Majaak kiya tumne seriously le liya. That was not for you. Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: " I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.

Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad. Pappu ki Girlfriend boli: mujhe bhool jao, meri engagement ho gaee hai, London ke ek ladke ke saath.

Pappu: chal Yaar jo hona tha ho gaya, ek i-phone bhej dena wahaan se, suna hai wahaan sasta milata hai! Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe. Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan.

Yamraaj :sabr kar le betee.. Aaj tak to koi aaya nahin. Boy: tu mat thukara mere pyaar ko, ek din pachhatayegi, usi chhole ki shop pe bartan saaf karati najar aayegi. In aankho se sapne churaya na karo, Hamari dosti ko aap ajmaya na karo, aapke 1 sms pe call kar du, Bas aap phone uthaya na karo.

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai Hajaro mar gaye Lakho taiyar bethe hai Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche Aur kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai. Jindgi ki raho jb wo mili mujhko Mene use dekha to me uski uskurahat pe fida ho gya Par na jane kaha se piche se uska boyfriend aa gya Girl : Running after him Why are u Running? Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook. Girl's Father: How much do you earn?

Papu: tum us ladki ke peechhe kyon pade ho, usaka to pahale se hi boyfriend hai? Happu ne badi samajhdaari se jawaab diya: khali kursee par to koi bhi baith sakata hai, dam hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho Boy: kya khaogi jaan?

Girl: samose mangwa lo Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal..!! Wat is d meaning of True love? Pappu ki desi girlfriend, "MacDonald chalen? Pappu thoda chalaak banata hua, "Spelling bol, phir chalenge". Girlfriend: ek kaam kar, KFC chalte hain.

Papu: KFC ki full form, bata, phir chalenge. GF- gusse mein boli, "rahane de Kutte, kulche channe hi khila de" Solid Beizzati Love Jokes. Love letter:- Jab dil laga hamein khali-2, ladki patani chahi samne bali. Vah hamein dekhakar has gayi, humne socha ladki pat gayi. Us se milne ka tarika laga behtar, turant likh diya love letter! Ek din uske papa ne mujhe bulaya, bade prem se ek chata lagaya! Bole teen bar B. A mai fail hokar, banana chahte ho filmi actor! Kharab karna chahte ho ladki ka charecter!

Us din se hum khoye-2 se rahne lage, dil ke arman anshuo mai bahne lage! Ek din ladki humare pas aayi, boli ye khat padkar sunana! Maine kaha tumhe hindi padna nhi aati, ladki boli, agar hindi padna aati, to tumhare letter ko papa ke pas kyon le jati? Girl ne haste hue jokes bhare andaz me bola: kal main tumhare lie raakhi lekar aai thi, tumane bandhwai kyon nahin? Pappu: agar kal main tumhaare lie mangalsutr lekar aaoon to pahan legee kya?

Ladke ki baat sunate hi ladki ne use ek thappad raseed kar diya aur boli, "ab bol kya bola? Ladka: I Love You. Ladki: I love you, too. Ladka: "pappi-jhappi" "Kiss-Wish" de do. Ladki: nahin, ye sab shaadi ke baad. Ladka: theek hai, phir shaadi hote hi mujhe phone karna Pappu: meri koi girlfriend nahin ban rahi hai? Jyotishi: kaise bangi bhai? Mere pita jee ka to koi aisa dost bhi nahi jo Amareesh Puri ki tarah ye kah de..

Pappu ne khidki se dekha. Santa Pappu Se: nalayak itni raat ko kahan se aa raha hai? Papu: apni Gf se milne gaya tha. Papu: haan papa, kiss to le hi lie. Papu ne ek ladki se puchha, "bachche kaise hote hain. Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jaate hain, Aap kya jane, aap kitne yaad aate hein.. Abhi b usi mor pe khare hein, jahan Aap ne kaha tha.

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BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish, so had to stay back in Call-Centre. GF - Really?

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